Originally Published On Pamela’s Newsletter Here.
If I don’t get that promotion, I’ll kill myself.
If I don’t get invited to the party, I’ll kill myself.
If I don’t get an A on my assignment, I’ll kill myself.
If I don’t get accepted to the college of my choice, I’ll kill myself.
If Obama doesn’t get re-elected, I have no reason to live.
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