A Romp Through The Streets Of NYC With The NYPD/FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force

A gay and musical romp through the streets of New York City with the NYPD/FBI joint terrorism task force with airfare provided by Al-Qaeda Airlines.  Al Qaeda airlines have opened up a new Lounge for non-believers and infidels.  This lounge will feature special handling for all infidels courtesy of Al-Qaeda Airlines.

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I live in Queens, New York. It is the most ethnically diverse county in the United States. The  Muslims I come across are hard-working, industrious, non woke and patriotic. Remember after the attack on Pearl Harbor there was a lot of anti-Japanese sentiment. And today Japan is one of our strongest allies in the world.

I was working at my desk. I just returned from the hospital with two hips replaced and I was on Percocets. I had a lot of pain and discomfort but I was still at my desk. The Deputy Commissioner for the agency came over to me and told me that some people wanted to have a word with me. That by itself made me very paranoid and uncomfortable but I hobbled over to the special confidential meeting room.

I met two fellows one an NYPD detective, the other an FBI special agent.  They were both from the NYPD / FBI's joint terrorism task force. They both wanted to shake my hand. I would not shake their hands, as I was totally traumatized. They both had over 20 years of experience in law enforcement, which told me that I was in a lot of trouble. I’d never committed any crime. I never used encryption when I was on the Internet or hid my ID because frankly, I was not doing anything illegal or wrong. They tried to talk to me and question me but I just froze up. I thought of the experience of Kevin Mitnick, who was a tremendous hacker with great skill and technological accomplishments. And I thought I had a one-way ticket to  Gitmo in Cuba. 

Kevin Mitnick did something very stupid, he antagonized the Secret Service. When they finally caught up with him they told the judge he could whistle in the phone and cause a nuclear Holocaust. They sent him to jail for 4 to 5 years with no trial, no habeas corpus-straight to the slammer. So naturally, I felt I was going away for a long time and I would never see my family again. In those days the United States government was very paranoid about hackers and did not understand them. To give you another example of how paranoid and stupid the government was about hackers, a group that I spoke to at the Hackers On Planet Earth (HOPE) conference demonstrated outside his jail. They put up stickers that said ‘free Kevin Mitnick’. When the lieutenant and some correctional officers saw the stickers they thought Kevin escaped from jail, put the stickers up outside the jail, and reentered the jail. How is that for bureaucratic stupidity and incompetence?

Knowing what happened to Kevin I felt that my life was over. Also, the Percocets did not help me make any rational decisions. Yes, I was a hacker and I was very capable with what I did and most of that was 10 to 15 years prior to my current employment. I have been bothered by other intelligence services that want my services but I managed to blow them off.  This was a time before the advent of state-sponsored hackers.

So there I was helpless, in a lot of pain and discomfort. I didn't answer the questions. I had no idea what my fate was going to be but I knew it was not going to be good. So what happened is they left. I went back to my seat, took another Percocet and waited for my Access-A-Ride to take me home. Not the next day, but they showed up again and I then decided to give them all the information they wanted. I set up my laptop and I sang like a canary. I don't know what I did that put me on their radar. They questioned me for a few more days then they left. On the  very last day, the last thing the FBI agent said to me was, “can we use you as a resource?'' At that time I realize they were just f****** with me, they wanted to employ me. They weren't going to send me to jail and I had done nothing criminal. 

All the information I gathered for them was open-source. I just did some statistical analysis on whether or not the sources were valid or not. One thing I came away with is that there is a massive failure of our intelligence agencies in the gathering of information.  

Additionally, I sent information that David Letterman was threatened by Al Qaeda. I informed the FBI that Anonymous had a transcript of the FBI conference call to Scotland Yard. What was the nature of the conference call, “the hacker group Anonymous”. I gave countless amounts of information about FBI and CIA agents having their personal information published on the Internet by Anonymous and a number of other hacker subgroups. I followed hackers in cyberspace for the task force and gave information about police officers being doxxed.  I looked for information that was relevant to the Department of Environment Protection and the Department of Transportation to see if there were any threats to their supervisory control and data acquisition systems. I updated the task force about any new threats or problems with SCA DA.

I'm in daily contact with the FBI agent and the NYPD Sgt.  I look for open threats to the NYPD and any New York City agencies.  I even received this comment from an NYPD Sgt. “information is appreciated not just by us but by the groups and entities that we have alerted due to your diligence.” This is a very short summary of my efforts to help the joint terrorism task force.  I am also doing a lot of research on injecting EMP as a terrorist tool.